Foodie Quotes :D

I was snooping around the internet and came across some great little 
snippets of inspiration...well maybe they are not inspirational 
but they are at least worth a good chuckle :D

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, 

zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.  ~Jim Davis

Heck yes...best form of veggies ever! Well maybe not the pumpkin pie 

but then again I am probably the only person that does not like it

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?  ~Author Unknown

I have wondered the frequently....is it odd I ponder this.....

No man in the world has more courage than the man 

who can stop after eating one peanut.  ~Channing Pollock

So true I have often suffered the misery of not being able to stop after just one

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.  Lettuce pray.  ~Author Unknown

hahaha...yes, it is a really bad pun but it did give me a good giggle

Edible, adj.:  Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a 
snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.  ~Ambrose Bierce

Well I guess it is the great circle of life...

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.  ~Beatrice & Ira Freeman

I am such a nerd...I love the word rigor mortis!!!

When baking, follow directions.  When cooking, go by your own taste.  ~Laiko Bahrs

SO TRUE!!!

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times 

- in water, in butter, and in wine.  ~Polish Proverb

Hmmm yummmy!